5 Dolphins and counting

The move to exterminate the Cetacean menace continues. They thought they won the PR battle with the dolphin free tuna.

Not so fast Flipper.

USC student aborts fetus

A Judge in Kalifornia through out the case against a student accused of murdering her just born infant child. Here at FYC we endorse the 18 year abortion plan. Any child up to the age of 18 should be able to legally be aborted. This would singlehandedly end the ADD pharmaceuticals industry and the corporal punishment debate. What child would misbehave if he knew he could be aborted?

No taxes for Oil!

From the We Own the Air you Breathe DEPT

Bob Teixeira thought he was smart enough to figure out a way to stop sending money to terrorists and save a buck or two at the same time. That is until he got got outdumbed by the Taxman.

See Bob thought it was a great idea to recycle used cooking oil in his car so he could save a few pennies instead of suckling the teat of Saudi Arabia. That is until some pigs pulled him over for violating the fuel tax. Bob was stupid enough to flaunt authority with a witty bumpersticker that read, "Run's on 100% Vegetable Oil". It's illegal in most states to drive a car with untaxed fuel. Pigs know this because instead of stopping pedophiles or catching murderers their job is actually to enforce the states "protection racket." Cops, like soldiers are in effect Gangsters for Imperialism. The really appalling part is that the state makes more money off a gallon of gas than the oil companies do.

So hey, Bob, when you're breaking the law, don't advertise it.

Cheese, it's not just for the obese anymore

From the Fuck Your War on Drugs Dept.


A new designer drug is sweeping the nation, it's called Cheese. Take Tylenol PM and crush it up, now add about 2-8% Mexican black tar heroin and your in the business of selling drugs to pussy kids. Business is doing so good in Texas, 21 children have died from ODing on it. Only a small percentage actually ODs on any particular drug so the amount that don't spontaneously die must therefore be pretty high. Congratulations drug dealers for proving that market forces deliver the product people want for a price they are willing to pay.

Here at FYC headquarters, we are advocates of the fucking kill yourself if you want to philosophy. Pure Cocaine should be available at the grocery store without an age limit on purchase. The worst thing that ever happened in this country is when the government started listening to you assholes and thought it was a good idea to force people to get permission to put things in their bodies.

Even you dumbass bible thumpers have to allow people to use drugs, the natural variety anyway because your Lord Jehovah commands you in Genesis 1:29

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Al-Qaida in America

The mullet must be popular in Qatar. U.S. Appeals court rules legal U.S. resident cannot retroactively be tried as "enemy combatant." FYC doesn't believe Al-Qaida is as big a threat to the US as GWB is. Ali Al-Marri has been in solitary confinement since December 2001. If he wasn't a terrorist then, he will when he gets out.

Normally I say fuck the troops and fuck the war. However there are some stories that break even my coal like cardiovascular pump.

Me and My M-14: is a heartwarming story of a man who fights adversity with the help of a Vietnam war relic.

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