Cheese, it's not just for the obese anymore

From the Fuck Your War on Drugs Dept.


A new designer drug is sweeping the nation, it's called Cheese. Take Tylenol PM and crush it up, now add about 2-8% Mexican black tar heroin and your in the business of selling drugs to pussy kids. Business is doing so good in Texas, 21 children have died from ODing on it. Only a small percentage actually ODs on any particular drug so the amount that don't spontaneously die must therefore be pretty high. Congratulations drug dealers for proving that market forces deliver the product people want for a price they are willing to pay.

Here at FYC headquarters, we are advocates of the fucking kill yourself if you want to philosophy. Pure Cocaine should be available at the grocery store without an age limit on purchase. The worst thing that ever happened in this country is when the government started listening to you assholes and thought it was a good idea to force people to get permission to put things in their bodies.

Even you dumbass bible thumpers have to allow people to use drugs, the natural variety anyway because your Lord Jehovah commands you in Genesis 1:29

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.